manic mondaysthis story reached me by mail approximately at 12:33:18 on monday the 22.01.2001. A hard-working business-man sent it to me from his seat at a highly acknowledged internationally successfull carmaker-corporation.... enjoy or enrage Yourself - whatever...
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Once upon a time, there was a boy, who had not much pleasure starting into a new week. The time was running by and everything started well on one of those manic mondays, that he thought would be as usual...
...I woke up and the girl, I was dreaming of, hmmmm, she had to stop... You know what I mean...
...the next step getting a humanoid creature, is taking a shower. No one told me, there would be only some cold, icy water left. I turned on the shower and...
After drinking two hot chocolates, I stared on my watch and was shocked: almost too late.
Waiting for the trains departure, there was a silly guy. He was wearing a yellow dress and was shouting... wow! He just shouted at everyone standing arround there. Still five feet to go, until he would look into my face... Then he stood in front of me. He opened his mouth and I said, before the first word came out his mouth:'Get out of here or I will kick Your balls...'
He looked at me and then looked arround, while a deadly silence was lying over gate 6 Karlsruhe central station)... he started to run and he lost his toupet... confusion, confusion.
Such things happen to me; such things are happening on monday morning. Why??????????????????your abused User Nø 4165
copyright by Ori Kabaki © 2001
.... I don't really know, what this tells us... though I laughed my ass off on this fucked-up rainy monday ...
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